Jake Johnson Quotes

I drink no more than a sponge.

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

He [Peter the Great] took his bottle heartily, so must all the company; for when he was merry himself he loved to see everybody so; though at the same time he could not endure habitual drinkers, for such he thought unfit for business.

Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine.

You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk.

I didn't even drink in college.

I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home and doesn't do anything.

I am too much of a control freak to be a drinker.

I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have the desire to get blitzed drunk any more.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

I promise ... to abstain from all kinds of intoxicating drink, unless used medically.

I am not a member of any temperance society; but I am temperate, in this, that I don’t drink anything.

Drunkenness was attacked in the same manner; it was discountenanced on every occasion by those who had charge of any department: its destructive and pernicious effects were frequently stated by his own more prudent comrades, at the proper moment when the individual was soberly suffering from the effects of his previous excess; pot- and public-houses were gradually removed from the immediate vicinity of their dwellings; the health and comfort of temperance were made familiar to them; by degrees drunkenness disappeared, and many who were habitual bacchanalians are now conspicuous for undeviating sobriety.

I don't drink.

I have a reputation for drinking a lot. Indeed, I drink quite much. However, I give it up when I wish to do so. I never, ever drink while on duty. The drinking is only for my pleasure. I do not remember neglecting my duties because of drinking even once.

I can't remember the last time I was out at a bar or club. I'll still drink, but I just can't remember the last time I blacked out. Which I think means I'm growing up.

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

I don't drink at all.

I don't like drinking, basically.

I'm not no 'drink wine every day' kind of dude.

I don't drink beer, and I don't drink at home.

I don't even drink.

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

I'm not a big wine guy. And bars, I never go to bars anymore. It's such a drag, man.