Andy Kindler Quotes

I was diagnosed with the illness right before the 1995 World Cup.

I never found out until I went into treatment that I was bipolar.

I got sick when I was 19, and I'd been a really healthy 19-year-old, so I don't have a lot to compare it to. Does it feel like the pain after you give birth? I don't know.

It started last year, during the summer. I went to the doctor and they found out it was kidney stones, so they had surgery done to help get those out and to pass them... More just kept coming in. So I had all together before the last show... I had like five surgeries.

Everyone who has sarcoidosis is affected differently.

Disease is a vital expression of the human organism.

Remedies, indeed, are our great analysers of disease.

Sometime they don't let you know that they know that they don't know everything, but the core of the medical approach is that you try to identify pathologies, which are subsystems within the human body or the larger system that are having undesirable consequences.

The moment the doctor said he wanted to do a biopsy, in my heart I thought I'd probably got it. But I also know a lot of people who have also had prostate cancer, so I had a reasonably good idea what to expect.

I was born with this. It's a hereditary genetic condition. This is something you can go your whole life without really knowing that something's wrong. I had high blood pressure, and that was the first sign.

Growing up, I had a hair condition where my hair would fall out easily, and I had bad asthma.

I've never had a personal experience with cancer.

I have had a problem with food intolerance since I was eight.

More than one skillful physician has said that if one asks the right questions, the patient will make the diagnosis for you in his or her own words.

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

You can believe the diagnosis, not the prognosis.

I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.

My eye, though, is set on Miley [Cyrus].

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

One does not need to have cancer to analyze its symptoms.

Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life.

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language.

Never deny a diagnosis, but do deny the negative verdict that may go with it.

You can't really accurately diagnose someone, I think. Or I've been told that.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.