Jay London Quotes
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
Topics
Cybercrime
Identity Theft
Insecurity
Malware
Personal Information
Self Deprecation
Self-Image
Self Worth
Social Engineering
Personal Identity
Low Self-Esteem
Credit Card Fraud
Data Protection
Negative Self-Image
Online Security
Password Protection
Personal Worth
Phishing Scams
Privacy Breach
Threat Perception
Citations
London, Jay. Stand-up performance. Last Comic Standing, NBC, 2004.
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London is known for his long curly hair and bib overalls. His signature line is "You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart," referring to his slouching posture and unkempt appearance. His comedy is usually self-deprecating and laden with quips such as "0 for 1", "This is death!" and his trademark line, "It's almost over." During his run on Last Comic Standing, he made a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.