Chelsea Handler Quotes

I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That's what I am concerned about. I am worried about Barbara.

I don’t watch TV because every time I do all I ever see is that fucking nigger.

There may be no more-radioactive term in the English language than what we now almost always refer to as the 'n-word' - itself a coy means of linguistic sidestepping that is a sign of how perilous it is to utter the thing in full, even in conversations about language.

There's a difference between Vaselining the rapee and catching the rapist.

The infamy of n - - is - it's a word that has been used to terrorize people, to put people down. But it has also been used in other ways. It's also been used as a way of putting a mirror up to racism.

I saw The Revenant, and they were calling Native Americans "tree niggers," and that is not cool.

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused.

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'

If you stay here much longer, you'll all get slitty-eyed

When I treat rape victims, I tell the girls not to go to the police. If she goes to the police, the police will rape her.

Dear Nigger-lover:

Simply put, 'Redskins' is offensive to Indian people. Whether it is considered offensive by non-Indians is not the issue. It is offensive to us.

Niggers, Alligators, Apes, Coons and Possums

…burrhead

I will not sit in a room with black people when the N word is used. I know it was meant to belittle a person, so I will not sit there and have that poison put on me. Now a black person can say, 'Oh, you know, I can use this word because I'm black.'

But over 20 years ago I was a victim of rape. And thank god it didn't result in a pregnancy. Because I can't imagine going through what I went through and then having to consider what to do about an unwanted pregnancy from an attacker.

I've grown up with racism my entire life. I've been bullied, sent to the hospital, beat up, I've been called a Chink and a Gook. Every single racial slur an Asian person can be called, I've been called it.

If Man United and Liverpool fans feel better by calling me a black monkey in my messages... feel free to carry on if it makes your day better.

I'd rather be called a N*gger than a Slave.

If you’re comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them [the n-word], that’s the worse word.

Politically, I call it rape whenever a woman has sex and feels violated.

I can't stand black guys. I would never touch one. It's gross.

If a person was accused of being a racist when he was young - he said some racially insensitive thing or someone had him on tape calling someone the n-word or whatever - and then you fast forward and he feels, Oh, back then I didn't say this or that. He's not thinking about the person that he hurt when he said what he said, or however it came out, or the effects that it could have had. He's not thinking about it. He's thinking about his own self and how he feels.

Women are afraid of walking at night, that someone pulls them into an alley and rapes them. That almost never happens. I mean, 98% of people who are raped, are raped by somebody they know. Somebody goes too far. But the destruction is just the same.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.