Hannibal Buress Quotes


I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to pray for me? So you're going to sit at home and do nothing? 'Cause that's what your prayers are; you doing nothing while I struggle with a situation. Don't pray for me - make me a sandwich or something.


Citations

Buress, Hannibal. Animal Furnace. Comedy Central Records, 2012.

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Hannibal Buress
Hannibal Buress
  • Born: February 4, 1983
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian, Actor, Writer, Producer

Hannibal Amir Buress is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He started performing comedy in 2002 while attending Southern Illinois University. He co-starred on Adult Swim's The Eric Andre Show from 2012 to 2020 and was featured on Comedy Central's Broad City from 2014 to 2019.