Billy Connolly Quotes


I don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?


Citations

Crompton, Simon, editor. The Quotable Billy Connolly. Prion, 2011, p. 190.

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Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
  • Born: November 24, 1942
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  • Profession: Comedian

Sir William Connolly CBE is a Scottish former comedian, actor, musician, artist and presenter. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the Scots nickname The Big Yin ("The Big One"). Known for his idiosyncratic and often improvised observational comedy, frequently including profanity, Connolly is regarded as one of the greatest and most influential stand-up comedians of all time, having topped many polls conducted in the United Kingdom.