W. C. Fields Quotes

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.

I'm kind of irritated by the Hollywood scene.

The term 'hero' irritates me greatly.

To me, there is nothing more soothing than the song of a mosquito that can't get through the mesh to bite you.

I'm so sick of the water.

I get pretty grumpy about TV.

I am furious about everything.

There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.

I just get grumpy with bad behaviour.

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'

Name anything - high-definition TV, computer obsolescence - and I'm pretty much annoyed by it.

I hate alarms. If they go off I get really tetchy. I hate them. They just get me going, I'm hyper at the best of times, but they drive me mad.

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.

I can't stand whining.

It's pointless to get all huffy about stuff.

People really don't like to be inconvenienced. If you don't agree with that, ask yourself how you like it when it happens to you.

There's always something to rage about, right?

I get annoyed a lot with things.

It's pretty frustrating waiting for anything.

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

There ought to be a law about you coming around.

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.