Groucho Marx Quotes

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

It's terrible to realize you don't learn how to live until you're ready to die, and then it's too late.

That's the story of life - when you start enjoying people, it's always too late.

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

I'm getting very old and my bones ache. My sins are deserting me, and if I could only have my time over again I'd take care to commit more of them.

I like to think the world wasn't ready for me, but maybe the truth is that I wasn't ready for the world. I've always arrived too late for my life.

It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies.

Nothing is more precious than your baby.

It is cruel to discover one's mediocrity only when it is too late. It does not improve the temper.

Hell is Truth Seen Too Late.

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.

The lessons of experience are always learned too late.

I've been doing things myself in the sense that I haven't had a night nurse or anything like that, so I've spent every night with baby except for the nights that I've had to travel.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

I dare say there's many a woman makes as sad a mistake as I have done, and only finds it out too late.

An innocent little human being was solely dependent on me! I took all the CPR and breastfeeding classes and learned quite a bit.

Regrets are illuminations come too late.

A warrior knows that he is only a man. His only regret is that his life is so short that he can't grab onto all the things he would like to. But for him, this is not an issue; it's only a pity.

I know I'm probably much too late to try and apologize for my mistakes.

God alone knows how great it is. All I hope is that it is not too late. I am very much afraid that it is. We can only do our best.

Unused to the situations in which I find myself, and embarassed by the slightest difficulties, I seldom discover, till too late, how I ought to act.

The ways we miss our lives are life.

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.'

he was coming to understand he could not come to rectify anything in his life, only forget.

Men regret their life has been ill-spent, but this does not always induce them to make a better use of the time they have yet to live.