Stephanie Miller Quotes

I told my children, 'I don't like children.'

So I have talked with Betsey and Betsey has talked with me, And we have agreed together that we can't never agree

I love the irony of movies. I really do. For whatever reason, I'm incredibly intrigued by the irony of reality in a motion picture.

I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way through.' That's still a little strange to me. Like, nothing, really? But at the same time, that's what happens in a conversation.

I seriously consider television to be the people's medium.

I'd love to do some comedy. Particularly French comedy, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

Include me out.

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

Television is what it's always been. The best of times and the worst of times at the same time.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I usually don't listen to him.

I am a simple man, though my wife says I am complicated. I'll trust her on that one.

I want to be embraced by the audience, but it's fun to stir up the pot.

Making a movie to entertain people, that's just as important as telling people about our stories.

I watch television. Game shows - I hate the hosts and the people on them, and I love the questions and the answers.

Comedy can take you a lot further in getting your point across. People are entertained, and then, by being entertained, they get your point.

I love to dance, but the flip side is that I can't dance.

Television has an unparalleled reach.

I make my living talking about serious subject matter, but I'm a weirdo.