Jen Kirkman Quotes

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.

Human reproduction can be a sticky subject—” “Ewww!” groaned a chorus of students

You teach someone about fallopian tubes in grade school, and you revisit it again in seventh grade for a better understanding of that stuff. I think it's never-ending. I don't know why it isn't all the time.

I've been asked a lot lately if I had a hard time getting pregnant. I've been asked how I conceived. In the same way everyone else does!

I didn't think I could conceive.

Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not actually involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face.

My curriculum would be the whole year. It would be really slow and it would be about human anatomy. I would teach people about women's bodies so they understand what Planned Parenthood is for.

How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex?

For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane.

A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.'

One of the aims of sexual union is procreation - the creation by reproduction of an image of itself, of the union.

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

I like trying to get pregnant, I'm not so sure about childbirth.

A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

Women have to control their fertility for 30 years. Thirty years is a long time not to make mistakes.

I was young, maybe 4, when I learned where babies came from.

I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

When it comes to fertility, there are so may things that have to go right. In any one individual, there might be one major problem and two minor ones or no major ones and seven minor ones. Throw in another person's physiology, and it's complicated. I try to give people the knowledge that they can make as many changes as they want.

Sex is still the leading cause of pregnancy.

The reason most people have kids is because they get pregnant.

Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.