Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be with me.

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

'Sunrise Sunset' is a letter I wrote to a girl I was once with who I really thought I was going to fall in love with. We tried to make it work but always had trouble maintaining a real relationship because we were both so caught up with work, life, and everything else that at the time seemed like it was the priority.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

My life is PG-13 sometimes, and I really want Josh Grogan to propose to me, and he just won't do it.

A tragic irony of life is that we so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away.

There are many things that I feel I have missed out on.

So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother.

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

Ally McBeal walks down the streets crying, looking for the right man. I don't do that.

Frustrated love has been the incentive for many great works.

Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.

You're always close and you never get that big romantic lead.

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

Sometimes we fall in love with somebody who will probably never love us, for reasons having nothing to do with us but with their own mindset, their chemistry.

I still have horrible luck with girls.

I've grown to love L.A., but it's the most socially awkward place. All these people have come there not to be something but to pretend to be someone trying to be someone.

The curse of the romantic is a greed for dreams, an intensity of expectation that, in the end, diminishes the reality.

The woman who does not choose to love should cut the matter short at once, by holding out no hopes to her suitor.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

There's no dancing girls. We're kinda like secondary to the thing. It's a story about these two guys that are in love with this one girl and how it unfolds and what happens.

With 'Futurama,' I wanted to do unrequited love, and David Cohen agreed, and although our original plan was never to have Fry and Leela get together, we finally just said, 'You can only string the fans along so far.'

Destiny has two ways of crushing us - by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them.

I've been texting for a year with a couple of guys without ever going on a date with them.

Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.