Anna Nicole Smith Quotes

I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.

There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny.

I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor's wife right now.

I never get the girl. I wind up with a country instead.

I never thought in my life, I never really thought I would get married. I watched my parents go through a divorce, and I thought, like, this is just not something people are supposed to do.

Dating now is a lot like going shopping when you don't have any money. Even if you find the right thing, you can't do anything about it.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

The truth is my love life has been a lot more turbulent than I have let on.

The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

I would love to be a guys' girl, but they always end up falling in love with me, so I'm a girls' girl instead. I've tried having friendly relationships with men, but it ends up being impossible, and I've been around the block too many times not to see it coming.

A lot of the women I know, that's what they're complaining about - either the man in their life or the lack of a man in their life.

The woman who does not choose to love should cut the matter short at once, by holding out no hopes to her suitor.

O Polly, you might have toyed and kissed, by keeping men off, you keep them on.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

I'm not sure I ever want to get married.

I'm at a point where I'm ready to settle down. Every girl I meet, though, something wrong happens, and I end up getting hurt.

I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted.

I feel like a semi-single mum.

I am always begging them to spare me this chasing after men.

Doing a story about my mundane, waking life, how much I don't like my job, or breaking up with someone, I don't think so. Those stories don't interest me that much as a general thing.

There is so much hurt in this game of searching for a mate, of testing, trying. And you realize suddenly that you forgot it was a game, and turn away in tears.

There were many years when I didn't even know if I wanted to get married. I don't know if I believe in that institution, really.

My love life is not as interesting as people think it is.

There were times when I actually prayed not to get married.

I never worried about raising a kid on my own.