Harry Redknapp Quotes

Many people will find this book disrespectful. There is nothing amusing about being dead, they will say. Ah, but there is.

I just heard a very funny story about somebody who died yesterday, I'm sorry to say so but it was so absurd that you can't help laughing. And the person that was concerned about that story was laughing too.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

I like a twisted sense of humour. On 'A History of Violence,' David Cronenberg and I would be doing the grimmest scenes and laugh a lot.

I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.

I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.

I think I've done every disgusting thing you can in a film.

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be.

I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my cousins pulled the plug. And the amount of joking and base humor that went on that day around her bed was so insane. It's crazy how people talk when something horrible is happening.

I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.

'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh.

I don't think women's prisons are environments for dance routines, and I don't think mass murder is humorous.

CBS's halftime show during the 2004 Super Bowl was a new low for television.

The themes that make one laugh always stem from poverty, hunger, misery, old age, sickness, and death. These are the themes that make Italians laugh, anyway.

I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying.

There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies.

Morbid humor is very valid, even healthy, as long as you don't do it gratuitously.

My dad saw 'A Dirty Shame.' I felt bad about my father knowing what 'felching' was.

I have a spasm of envy for the person that was killed by a falling bookcase, as long as it doesn't happen prematurely.

Even conservative columnists tend to prefer humor that isn't fit to print.

To me, most comedy is dark comedy.

I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my agent might be like, 'OK, maybe leave that behind for this one meeting. The burping? Maybe don't do that.'