Craig Ferguson Quotes

'The David Letterman Show' is a show of comedy.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.

If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem like they're having way too much fun at their 'jobs.'

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.

I hope to do the 'Letterman' show, 'Leno,' all that.

I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she's not late night, but in terms of the comedian genre, is Ellen DeGeneres - love her.

I think Samantha Bee is doing a really good show.

I love, for example, 'Full Frontal with Sam Bee.' I just love her show.

I watch Jimmy Fallon all the time. I think he's hilarious.

I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'

'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy.

When I worked on 'The Daily Show,' we had some puppets made of myself, John Oliver, and Jon Stewart. When I left the show, I stole the puppet. I took what was rightfully mine.

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

So many people say they went to school on 'The Larry Sanders Show.'

'The Daily Show' was amazing because I learned so much.

I love Sherri Shepherd as Lula.

So many comedy shows came and went but it was 'The Kapil Sharma' Show that excelled.

I'm obsessed with American talk shows.

Tosh.0' - I consider it my ab workout from laughing so hard.

'SNL' has changed my career because it gave it a platform to be seen. And I really feel like the Weekend Update desk is where I am given the opportunity to shine on that show.

I used to be on a live show with Caroline Flack, and I think I only got on that because I was a comic in Spain and ended up getting on well with her.

I'm having more fun working on 'Eerie, Indiana' because I have the leading role, and this is more of a lighter type of show.