Megyn Kelly Quotes

I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.

Ellen DeGeneres is brilliant. She's funny, she's warm and she doesn't hurt anybody on her show.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast.

When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.

I think Jay Leno is fantastic.

I love Sherri Shepherd as Lula.

I have to be honest with you: I'm a huge fan of Conan O'Brien.

I remember religiously watching Ellen DeGeneres' show when I was growing up.

I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.

For Joey Bishop, always was kind of the lost soul, so I did a traffic joke.

I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.

I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.

I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

From 2001-2008, I was the host and a writer for the WB's weekly television program 'Weddings Portland Style.'

I've played comedy before but not that much. I mostly do get drawn to darker material.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I still do standup.

I'm good friends with Jay Leno, good friends with Ed O'Neill, Melanie Fiona and Russell Simmons.

I'm working on Leno. He's from my home state, Massachusetts. And my home country, Italy. I said, 'Hey, Jay, why don't you have me on your show? Afraid I'll be funnier than you?'