Shelley Berman Quotes

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.

I like humor.

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

A joke's a very serious thing.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

I'm here to make people laugh and help them forget their troubles, too! So I just try to bring heart and bring jokes!

I think it's awesome to be able to make people laugh.

I do love jokes.

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms.

I always knew I wanted to do comedy. I like making people laugh.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of them.

Nothing like a great comedy. I love to laugh!

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I love my jokes.

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes.

I'm fascinated by comedy.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

I am into comedy.

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I enjoy doing physical comedy.