Orson Scott Card Quotes

I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

He who points a gun kills.

All you will get from me is death.

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

I don't think I'll have to kill her. Just slap that pretty face into hamburger meat, that's all.

This man is very evil. He tried to kill my daddy!

To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another.

If he could hurt you, Bill Romanowski would hurt you.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

I'm gonna knock people out.

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it.

Give me a dollar or I'll spit on you.

I'm going to put death in all their food and watch them die.

...I made some more threats. I've got this big knife back here." He poked his thumb over his shoulder. "It attracts a lot of attention sometimes.

I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as hard as I can as many times as I can. Understood?"- Tana to Gavriel, page 20 chapter 3

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

When a man holds you round the throat, I don't think he has come to apologise.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

Shut up... or I'll kill you.

Do not listen to her," Alaric said. "She is going to tell you in some kind of code only the two of you will understand, because you are siblings, to call the police on your cell phone. But if you do that, I will kill you and dispose of your body in a place where no one will find it. The river, I think. Your doorman is so stupid, he won't notice if I leave this building carrying a body in a rolled-up carpet.

I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.