Chris Tucker Quotes

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I don't care if you got knocked up. I can still rip your throat out

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!

Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none.

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

There's more than one way to sense violence.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

... a bloodthirsty partisan who'd just as soon cut your guts out as look at you.

I’ll whip his ass!

Let me be clear to you, if you ever do that again, I’ll throw you off the fucking balcony…. I will break you in half.

If he could hurt you, Bill Romanowski would hurt you.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

Shut up... or I'll kill you.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

"If you’d refrain from slamming my face any more into this dirty rock floor, I’ll do whatever you like," was his even reply. "Fancy letting my head go?" "Sure," I said with an unpleasant snicker, not relinquishing an ounce of pressure. "How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? I don’t think so."

I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.

Violence is not funny.