Louis Sachar Quotes

I've had threats.

… a blackmailer and psychopath.

Shut up... or I'll kill you.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

You’re a thug. Now get out of here and keep away.

Kevin Muscat scared me. You know, people would say 'I'm going to break your legs' - when he would say it, you genuinely believed him.

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive.

You keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.

Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is me climbing up your stairs in a pair of night vision goggles I bought in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine. I'll pick the lock to the master room door, take a picture of you in bed with the Nogueira brothers working on your 'jiu-jitsu'. I'll take said quote unquote photograph, post it at dorksfrombrazil.com, password - not required, username - not required. That, Wanderlei, is how you threaten someone. Dummy.

I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with this thing as hard as I can as many times as I can. Understood?"- Tana to Gavriel, page 20 chapter 3

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it.

I don't like men. They're saying they're going to bash my head in.

Fighting means you could lose. Bullying means you can't. A bully wants to beat somebody; he doesn't want to fight somebody.

Violence is not funny.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I never threatened him and no Syrian intelligence officer has ever pointed a gun to his head.

There's more than one way to sense violence.

I've had death threats, if you can imagine.

Bullies are just ignorant.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I have had death threats from people with fixations.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I never caught on to being a bully.