Jon Cryer Quotes

Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow of a falling atom bomb.

Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say "what kind of tea?"

Zombies let us explore notions of the apocalypse - no water, food, medical care, the government imploding - while letting us sleep at night.

My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's only six people left, and one of them's in purple underwear. That was always my mother, running from this meteor in purple underwear and spraining her ankle.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

In the apocalypse, I think those average, mediocre folks are the ones who are going to live.

I like to think that I could survive should the apocalypse or zombies show up.

Could this be the Apocalypse ?

I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse.

Your apocalypse was fab.

Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens.

Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.

I hear the ruin of all space, shattered glass and toppled masonry, and time one livid final flame.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday. I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riots,tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, and of course the giant snake who swallowed the sun—I’m afraid most of that was our fault. Carter and I decided we should at least explain how it happened.

Army, Marriage, the Church, and Baking: the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse. Fermin Romero de Torres - The Shadow of the Wind.

Time for the world to end.

They say they don't know when but a day is gonna come. When there won't be a moon and there won't be a sun. It will just go black. It will just go back to the way it was before.

I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car

What were they thinking? 'It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

I, uh...I have a television, so I'm going to spend some time here to tell you some things. [To orchestra conductor:] And, and...and sir, you're doing a great job, but you're so quick with that stick, so why don't you sit. 'Cause I may never be here again.'

Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.

I started as a standup comic and an actor.

I didn't understand Southland Tales script at all! Is there a single word to describe it? Cacophony? It's celebrity meets pornography meets politics - it's unlike anything I've ever seen in my life. And slapstick humor, communism; I mean, what doesn't it have? It's crazy. I didn't go to Cannes, but I guess the first cut was three and a half hours or something?