Carl Bernstein Quotes

It's insane but it's a great insane.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

I think everybody's nuts.

The draft's crazy. Everybody knows that.

It's a crazy world!

We are all born crazy. Some remain that way.

It's just a crazy damned life, that's all.

you may be right, I may be crazy, but it just might be a lunatic you're looking for

In an age of madness, to expect to be untouched by madness is a form of madness. But the pursuit of sanity can be a form of madness, too

When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.

Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place.

...the crazy never die.

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

You know, addressing my crazy by name doesn’t exactly help me stay sane,” I said. “Nothing can help you stay sane at this point, Mason,” said Becks. “That ship has sailed.

The wisest among us is very lucky never to have met the woman, be she beautiful or ugly, intelligent or stupid, who could drive him crazy enough to be fit to be put into an asylum.

Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker

All people are insane. They will do anything at any time, and God help anybody who looks for reasons.

I don't believe what I just saw!

I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

Cobbles and kettledrums! ...I hope this madness isn't going to end in a moonlit climb and broken necks.

So this is what insanity is. Not goofy behavior, but watching a sudden change in the world you used to know.

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.

Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!