Dane Cook Quotes

They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

Of what use were wings to a man fast bound in chains of iron?

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

Powerlessness frustrates; absolute powerlessness frustrates absolutely. Absolute frustration is a dangerous emotion to run a world with.

But they are useless. They can only give you answers

I can't do nothing just a little.

It is always annoying when you cannot play and cannot help the team.

Everyone has days where they don't get their way, where you have to go to bed early or you have too much homework to do or you can't eat the candy that you want or you miss your favorite TV show and, in those moments, you just want to tear the whole world down.

It's really difficult for me to watch when I'm unable to play myself.

When you can't do what you love all of a sudden because of an uncontrollable situation, it sucks.

There are women who are wishing that they were that piece of tape right now.

The feeling of being halfway through a show and just realizing that there's nothing you can do to save it - it's a horrible feeling.

I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.

I can't stop [Donald Trump] from doing what he wants to do.

Did you ever get fed up?' I said. 'I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?

You have no idea how many times I’ve been barricaded inside a box in my life. I know it’s for my protection. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it. (Kiara)

Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to.

restrictions create frustrations!

I felt a constant, low-flying desperation, the kind you feel when you are trying, trying, trying to get something you will never, ever get.

She sifted, sighed, and stared up at the ceiling, trying to think about anything but Lord Maccoon, her current predicament, or Lord Akeldama's safety. Which meant she could do nothing but reflect on the complex plight of her mama's more recent embroidery project. Thins, in itself, was a worse torture than any her captors could devise.

I've tried and I can't. The thought of it twists me in a knot.

I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating.

Is it not insupportable to be held down to a canter when you long to gallop for miles?

Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with.