Marcel Wanders Quotes

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I never told a joke in my life.

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

No matter what I have to say, I'm still trying to say it in comedic form.

I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.

I do love jokes.

I've got a great sense of humor, and if I'm able to say or do something in a movie that people feel like they want to repeat, that's hugely flattering.

I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

My dad's one of the funniest men in the world. I grew up with him making me laugh so much I'd beg him to stop.

I'm able to see humor in a lot of things.

I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown. And I'm standing in the back, and I turn to the guy next to me and I say something funny to him, and he starts to laugh. And the guy next to him says, 'What did he say?'

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.