Steve Martin Quotes

I absolutely don't have $20 billion. But I'd love to, right?

I have been insane on the subject of moneymaking all my life.

I made my first million pounds at the age of 26. As a little girl, I said I would retire when I had made my first million. The reality was different. When I did make it, I wanted to make another million, and another, and another after that.

Nothing wrong with making money.

It's easier to get rich than it is to explain not getting rich.

People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

Let's face it, we're not about to earn our way to wealth. That's a mistake millions of Americans make. We think that if we work harder, smarter, longer, we'll achieve our financial dreams, but our paycheck alone-no matter how big-isn't the answer.

Men of means look at making money as a game which they love to play.

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Most people struggle financially because they take advice from sales people, not rich people.

You ain't gotta be a dope boy to have money.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

Some people find an interest in making money, and though they appear to be slaving, many actually enjoy every minute of their work.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

I was a workaholic. I never stopped. I lived in fifth gear. I bought cars. I invested in stocks. I made more money than I had ever imagined.

There are lots of things about millionaires that make them pretty ordinary, but what's not ordinary is their ability to accumulate wealth, how hard they work, and what they do for a living.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

I'd made enough made money by the time I was 12 to never work again, so it's not about a big pay check with me.

I also learned that I love making money. Anyone who is not afraid of work will be happy with the money they make.

I never thought of myself as a wealthy person. I've thought of myself as a person who has had a lot of luck. I don't have the same stress that other people have, but there are too many things I could have done differently if wealth was what I was after. If I was all about money, I would have lived in L.A.

Go where the money is... and go there often.

I'm not trying to make friends, I'm trying to make money.

Go out there and get rich. Get so obnoxiously rich that when that tax bill comes, your first thought will be to choke on how big a check you have to write.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.