Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

I like marriage. The idea.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

I love being married. I've been married three times.

My whole life is classical now. Except my wife. I don't have a classical wife. I have a classy wife, but I don't have a classical wife.

I'm not very kind about marriage. I will never get married again.

I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Sometimes a witticism has no truth behind it.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

You know what burns me? Matches.

It is very difficult to be taken seriously when you're introduced at a party to somebody as the fourth Mrs. Rex Harrison.

My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my proudest personal moment.

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.

I love being my husband's wife.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

I've had three wives. I've had five weddings.

I don't marry bandmates just to go marrying bandmates.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.