Anonymous Quotes

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.

I would marry TiVo if President Bush would allow it.

If you love the woman, and she will have you, marry her.

I'm not very kind about marriage. I will never get married again.

I am not into marriage. You look at all the marriages breaking down and all the people cheating on their marriages, and you become cynical. Marriage is nothing but a label.

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'

I ran to my marriage, I was happily ready to take on marriage.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

There's nothing like the first kiss once you've been pronounced husband and wife. It's such a wonderful moment!

I've always been wary of marriage.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.