Abbi Glines Quotes

A bride is a bride the first time around. The white dress and the white veil are symbolic. So many people are breaking the rules that people don't know what the rules are.

The good thing about being gay, though, I always believed, is that you didn't make anyone go to a wedding. Nobody wants to go to a wedding. Nobody. It kind of bothers me now that you have to go to gay weddings, too. I don't care. It's still a wedding. And I would give anybody double gifts if they would elope.

If I ever do get married," Tariq said, "they'll have to make room for three on the wedding stage. Me, the bride, and the guy holding the gun to my head

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.

Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some extent, but I married into a family that celebrated Christmas in a big way. And my wife always made a big thing of Christmas for the children. We have five children, and we had a terrific time at Christmas.

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.

Usually, Valentine's Day comes and goes with just a day or two of news media attention to courtship and marriage.

I like that, in the mornings, I can wake up, take my dog, and go grab coffee and a bagel, then bring back a box to my wife. I like that. I don't want anything else or need anything. I have a great wife and a great life.

My sister and I used to sing at weddings. We would sing 'When a Man Loves a Woman' to the bride. We'd do it right before the garter ceremony.

I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.

Marriage equality is a hustler's feeding frenzy of gold-diggers. I campaigned for marriage equality in Maryland because I believe we should have the right to it, but I personally don't want to get married. I don't want to imitate the traditions of heterosexual people. I hate weddings: they make me uneasy.

I never wanted a big wedding. I never wanted to wear a white dress or throw a bouquet.

I love going to other people's weddings, but I have never desired a big white wedding for myself, and it has never been put on me as a pressure, an expectation.

My husband, Howard Stern, is very good at giving gifts.

Somehow it just don't seem fittin' for a bridegroom to spend his weddin' night in a tree.

I'm gonna walk down the aisle in style and profile.

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?

I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.

All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different.

I'll meet you at the altar" "I'll be the one in white!

I think the most significant moment at a wedding is when you say "I do" and when you do the first dance.