Sarah Rees Brennan Quotes

I'm not a bad guy... I'm just good guy that runs over women with his car.

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.

I tend to find comedy in dark places. I also tend to find comedy in taking on the status quo - which has always been something I find important.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

The human race afraid of nothing, rushes on through every crime.

Now, neighbor confines, purge you of your scum! Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, revel the night, rob, murder, and commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways?

I realize that I'm pretty flawed, but you know - I haven't killed anybody yet.

Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.

...will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?" "The mirror's a great place to start

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.

We have a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder gentler machine gun hand.

Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in.

Let me tell you something. When I was young, I was an armed robber. I did robberies. And there's no adrenaline rush like that. When you're using drugs and doing robberies, it's hard to distinguish whether you're doing robberies to support your drug habit, or doing drugs to support your robbery habit.

A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.

I see you've destroyed another police vehicle. Perhaps you now hold the record.

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

He was as honest as any criminal can hope to be.

Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.

I have lived those lines and I know that if I had not been apprehended I would have slit some white throats.

Crime is to the passions what nervous fluid is to life: it sustains them, it supplies their strength.

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.