Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

It's always 'busy' with four children; it's chaos.

My world is just one big chaos!

Housekeeping is incredibly difficult with three kids. I'm trying to be more relaxed. You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

The damned everlasting clatter for offices makes me feel like resigning.

Having toddlers always means that there's a fair amount of chaos at home, but that's part of the fun.

Some days, I feel like I should win Best Mom of the Day award, and some days, I find myself doing strange things that don't have any real purpose, in faraway corners in my house, and I realize I am literally and deliberately hiding from my children.

If you want to see chaos, you should come to my house early in the morning when my three kids are running around. That's chaos.

It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors hammer on your doors with golf clubs.

How am I supposed to save the universe with all this noise?!

Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.

I flung my tongue round like a cat-o'-nine-tails so that my pleasant peaceful infant room became little less than a German concentration camp as I took out on the children what life should have got.

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just thought, 'This is so not for me. I would rather talk to one of my girlfriends.' I'm not at a point in my life when I'm analyzing too much. I have young children, and I'm just pretty much crazed.

Some days I really love being a mom, and some days I don't! It's crazy - I'm tired of packing lunches!

I have twin six-year-old boys. Have no mojo. The closest thing to a mojo I have is five minutes of peace.

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.

I've created a chaotic life, and then I get on edge because of it.

I have an equal amount of patience as my grade-school children, which is not great.

I'm drowning in papers.

As a parent, I can get so frustrated. Any parent can!

This whole thing of motherhood is insane.

People are tired of constant movement, improvisation, and wild scrambling when plans fail.

The chaos of my life has a lot to do with my hair.

Very quickly, kids take your plan and say, 'Ha!' so you have to learn to be adaptable, or you will be literally miserable.