Ellen DeGeneres Quotes


Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song? You hear them and all of a sudden you say to yourself, 'Life in the Fast Lane?' That's what they're saying right there? You think, 'why have I been singing 'wipe in the vaseline?' how many people have heard me sing 'wipe in the vaseline?' I am an idiot.


Citations

DeGeneres, Ellen. My Point... And I Do Have One. Bantam Books, 1995.

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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
  • Born: January 26, 1958
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. She starred in the sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated television talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003.