Nicky Whelan Quotes

My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, 'I think your girlfriend's gorgeous, but it's all right, I'm gay.' They get very nervous after a few minutes!

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

I love rumors. It gives me something to think about and enjoy.

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.

No pickup lines! They're the worst. But I love jokes.

People opposing dance bars claim that a lot of money is wasted in bars. I want to ask them why not target five star hotels, too, where a lot of money is spent?

When I'm in a bar I need to be the coolest one that can drink more than anyone else and I need the girls to fancy me.

I like to be funny and make a girl laugh.

I like being funny; I like laughing with people.

Everyone likes a little bit of flirting and I do indulge in healthy flirting at times.

Just be funny. Funny always goes over well, so try to think of something funny to break the ice rather than being weird or using pickup lines.

To watch people dancing is the most entertaining thing on the planet and, as they take in more alcohol, the better it gets!

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

Conversation never sits easier upon us than when we now and then discharge ourselves in a symphony of laughter, which may not improperly be called the chorus of conversation.

I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which answered the end as well.

A theater without beer is just a museum

Why not go down the pub? A guy once came up to me at a gig and asked me if I had MySpace. I said, 'This is my space, and you're invading it.'

When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.

Am I solemn? I had an idea I was grinning from ear to ear." "You look as if you were taking me to a prayer-meeting or a funeral. If that's a grin your ears are very near together." "Should you like me to dance a hornpipe on the deck?" "Pray do, and I'll carry round your hat. It'll pay the expenses of our journey.

Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs, I'm a flirt. Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low, I'm a flirt. And when she's wit her man looking at me, damn right, I'm a flirt.

Humor is not far from my vocabulary.

Readers are lucky - they will never be bored or lonely.

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.

I caught the look Benjamin gave me. "What?" "Nothing. We just thought a svetocha would be more, well, difficult." Leon's mouth twitched. "I do seriously want a slushie." I tried a tentative smile. I definitely liked him now. "I haven't had one in ages. Maybe the guys outside—the double blonds—would want one, too?" For some reason Leon found that utterly fricking hysterical. He snorted and chuckled all the way through Housewares to the Health and Beauty section, and even Benjamin unbent enough to grin.