Andy Kindler Quotes

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.

I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

I started performing as a stand-up comedian on my own in the mid-1990s.

I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

Ty Burrell could be one of the funniest people on the planet. I'd love to meet him.

I love doing comedy. I did comedy for seven years on 'The King of Queens.'

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.

When I did comedy I made fun of myself. If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon.

'Stand-Up Planet' was Anthony Bourdain-meets-stand-up comedy.

I loved George Carlin... I used to sit in front of the TV and watch the HBO comedy specials. I loved those comedy specials.

Dylan Moran, my favourite comedian, was walking down the street in Edinburgh. I nearly got run over as I sprinted up to him to tell him I was his biggest fan. His stand-up comedy gives me a stitch from laughing.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

Jesse has opened for me extensively on the road so I’ve seen him do hundreds of sets. He is always super funny, has tons of material and the crowds love him. Bottom line, Jesse Joyce is a great comedian.

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.

I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I would love to have my own sitcom one day in the future.

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don't come see me because it's not like I hide it.