George Carlin Quotes


Geologists claim that although the world is running out of oil, there is still a 200-hundred-year supply of brake fluid.


Citations

Carlin, George. Brain Droppings. Hyperion, 1997.

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There are those who worry that we will run out of oil. However, as Khosla observes, the more immediate danger is the pollution of the planet’s air supply by burning fossil fuels like oil in large volumes.


2nd Earl of Selborne. Most of the world’s proven oil reserves were unknown at the time. Several years later, the new First Lord of the Admiralty, Winston Churchill, reversed this policy and started building oil fueled battleships.


George Carlin
George Carlin
  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Social Critic, Author

George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, and author. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". He was known for his dark comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. His "seven dirty words" routine was central to the 1978 United States Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to censor indecent material on the public airwaves.