Samin Nosrat Quotes

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

Tang sucks.

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.

I really cringe at the sight of pattypan squash. So pretty and cute and having no taste or exciting texture. Dull.

No one likes rubbery chicken.

Plane food is terrible.

Most people cringe at the thought of a casserole.

If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty disgusting. They taste of grease.

People did not even then like to eat dirt, if they could see it.

I don't like peanut butter and jelly that much.

Peas are terrible and a joke food.

I'm not anti-American. But I am very strongly anti American bacon - the worst bacon in the world.

The seafood in England is sad.

Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year, because they're awful. And there's a reason they only serve candy corn once a year, because it's awful.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

I hate okra and grated mountain yam for the same reason. They're both slimy.

I will just generalise it that anything that I find too disgusting is not worth an answer.

Oysters are the devil's food. Not a fan!

My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn't. Everything's just crap there.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

Angus is a pretty crappy name.

We're not big on taste. And actually, if you don't pander to undue sensitivities, then it ends up usually not being much of a problem.