Mike Leach Quotes

Tang sucks.

I don't like peanut butter and jelly that much.

I really cringe at the sight of pattypan squash. So pretty and cute and having no taste or exciting texture. Dull.

No one likes rubbery chicken.

Peas are terrible and a joke food.

Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

Most people cringe at the thought of a casserole.

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.

People did not even then like to eat dirt, if they could see it.

Oysters are the devil's food. Not a fan!

Fried vegetables, often overbattered and undercooked, tend to disappoint me with their tough or soggy crusts.

Plane food is terrible.

The seafood in England is sad.

If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty disgusting. They taste of grease.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

I hate okra and grated mountain yam for the same reason. They're both slimy.

I will just generalise it that anything that I find too disgusting is not worth an answer.

It's disgusting eating over a keyboard.

Don't like lychees.

I'm not anti-American. But I am very strongly anti American bacon - the worst bacon in the world.

Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything I've had to deal with in politics.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

Liver is my number one most hated food. Oh, God, I get sick talking about it!

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.