Jay Leno Quotes

Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.

Tom Delay is a bag man for cigarette companies.

How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen that coming?

The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again.

This is a matter of public health. The public was sick and tired of DeLay and his corruption.

There will be no whitewash in the White House.

We are supposed to believe that every dollar given to a Clinton is a dollar that improves the world. But is it? Clintonworld is a galaxy where personal enrichment and political advancement blend seamlessly, and where a cast of jarringly familiar characters pad their pockets every which way to Sunday.

There's an awful lot of corruption in Japanese business and politics, corruption of the sort that can make for great setting for a spy story.

Some of the immediate causes of Jack Abramoff's troubles were some Indian elections that went bad for him.

Let's not overlook, though, what we do know about the campaign finance scandal, and the fact the Chinese were involved in our presidential campaign and our congressional campaigns.

Politics is the most corrupt profession on Earth, no matter where you are.

D.C. is more corrupt than Hollywood. It really is.

Some statesmen go to Congress and some go to jail. It is the same thing, after all.

The Capitol Building should have a sign saying, “Warning!! You are now Entering an Ethics-Free Zone!”

CBC: Corrupt Bastard’s Club

Abramoff did not own me, but we did engage in the culture of corruption together.

As she was about to run for president in 2008, Clinton opposed a free-trade agreement with Panama - an agreement that, as Sanders pointed out, would make the kind of money-laundering we learned about from the Panama papers even more pervasive.

Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them.

Hillary Clinton is the most corrupt politician ever to seek the office of the presidency.

Hillary Clinton may be the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency of the United States.

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Chelsea Manning got thirty-five years in prison, while I'm still free.

If we got rid of everybody in Washington who sold access for donations, then the town would be empty. But it's unseemly.

Crooked Hillary. Look, can you imagine another four years of the Clintons? Seriously. It's time to move on.

Larry Silverstein has betrayed the public's trust and that of all New Yorkers.