Conan O'Brien Quotes

We have the opportunity to provide the first FDA reviewed and approved over-the-counter option that can help people lose weight and make changes to their lifestyle and diet.

Shrinking someone's stomach to the size of a walnut with surgery is one way to battle obesity and diabetes and may be lifesaving for a few, but it doesn't address the underlying causes.

I would love to speak with First Lady Michelle Obama about the addictive component of obesity.

I do follow a version of the Dukan diet, but I don't follow it to the extreme so a lot of fish and vegetables. If I want chocolate I'll let myself have a bit of chocolate in moderation.

Nobody ever got fat eating vegetables.

Eating foods like asparagus and celery will help keep you full and debloat you.

I'm prouder of my weight loss than my Oscar! I hope it has inspired people.

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

I went through a lifestyle change when I dropped 40 pounds. Taking care of my diet was the first thing I did.

Eat less, move more, eat lots of fruits and vegetables, go easy on junk foods.

I am 5ft 6in and weigh about 11 stone - about a stone overweight, but that's because of my brain.

The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel.

My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't afford to lose 20 or 30 pounds?" He said, "Well, a person in your category." I said, "What is that category, doctor?" He said, "Well, you're what I call upwardly middle aged." And I said, "I forgive you for everything."

They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can't compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It's just baby food compared to that.

The diet industry is making a lot of money selling us fad diets, nonfat foods full of chemicals, gym memberships, and pills while we lose a piece of our self-esteem every time we fail another diet or neglect to use the gym membership we could barely afford.

US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?

I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I can.

Don't ever go on a diet. Just don't. Walk away. Diets are the spawn of Satan.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

We've created a device that has absolutely no limitations. There's no insurance company that can say 'no.' There's no hospital that can say 'no.' Anybody who's paralyzed now has access to draw or communicate using only their eyes.

I didn't realize that diets don't work, and I did not want to diet. I didn't want to do anything that required dieting.

I'm kind of naturally thin, so if I were to completely crash diet, I'd almost be too skinny.

There were reports of me using fat-sucking machines and all sorts of silliness. All I did was walk a lot and breast-feed. I've never been on a strict diet. I just don't overeat, and I don't eat if I'm not hungry.

The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight.