Chelsea Handler Quotes

I always wanted to be married for a little while before a baby. You know what? It does make me choose my wardrobe differently because if I wear something a little baggy, I'm like, "No, it looks like I'm having a baby!"

My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.

I want a baby and I want a family, for sure.

I think, in general, finding the right time to have a baby is pretty scary.

I would like to have a baby.

Not long after Kroy and I got married, we found out I was pregnant with a baby boy! We knew we wanted another baby without a doubt, we just wanted to be married first, so the timing was absolutely perfect.

Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?

Have a kid. You obviously shouldn't have a baby just to get politically active, but I'm eight and a half months pregnant, and I swear, thinking about an actual very real future for a tiny person is a game changer.

He puts the chain with the locket around my neck, then rests his hand over the spot where our baby would be. “You’re going to make a great mother, you know,” he says. He kisses me one last time and goes back to Finnick.

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.

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Diablo Cody wasn't writing a script about a 16-year girl that got an abortion. She was writing a script about a 16-year old girl that got pregnant, decided to have the baby and give it to a young yuppy uptight couple for adoption. That's what the movie is about.

I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. “I’m no expert,” I began, choosing my words carefully. “Well—actually, I am. And I’m pretty sure there are certain things we have to do before you need to be reading that.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

I had gotten pregnant and decided make this - what people might have thought as a wrong - of course, my greatest gifts in life.

Having babies is a blessing, not a duty.

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.

I wasn't a person who was longing forever to have a baby; the desire came up suddenly.

All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

The reason most people have kids is because they get pregnant.

When I was a young man, I didn't think about having a family. My wife and I were too poor to have babies. Then all of a sudden, one came along and scared the hell out of us because we had no money. Once the baby arrives, you make do somehow. You fall in love with the baby and life adjusts itself. You find you don't need as much money as you thought. When that happens, you can ask the questions that should have come before the baby.

Something about family and trying to relate it to the movie with, 'Oh, if I was to have a child how many kids do I want?' And 'do I want a boy or a girl?' I didn't realize you could place orders, I honestly didn't realize it was like a drive-through, that you could talk to a little electronic voice.

But I do realize I'm going to have to go through the pregnancy again. Mine was a really difficult pregnancy. It's tough. Of course I want to have another child. We'll see. I'm going to have one more, and see what it's like.

Bringing a baby into the world is something I've always wanted, and now I'm completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being.