Phyllis Diller Quotes

I've been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.

Even married people have differences of opinion, I'm told.

In marriage people get in fights because they don't communicate, because you don't want to hurt the other person. If you do want to hurt the other person, then shame on you - you're an asshole. My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship.

I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier; it goes quicker. She's like, "What's wrong with you?" And I'm like, "I know! Damn it! Argh!"

The battles, the fights, the bruises, the bites. That's the way true love grows.

Aravis also had many quarrels (and, I'm afraid, even fights) with Cor, but they always made it up again: so that years later, when they were grown up, they were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.

Tatiana: "Why did we spend two days fighting when we could have been doing this?" Alexander: "That wasn't fighting, Tatiana. That was foreplay.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

I don't fight people for fun.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got different things that drive him nuts.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

That attitude that fighting is probably not fair, but you have to defend yourself anyway and damage the enemy, has been profoundly consequential as far as my political activism goes.

Being in a band with my wife, I'm very aware of the multitude of ways that can go wrong. We're best friends and are interested in the same things, so it's natural to make music together.

I've had two fights within a month and I can't ask for more than that.

Everyone is interested in war, in that people don't want it to happen. I'm much more interested in peace than in war but it's important to understand why we fight.

Fighting is one of those things that gets tons of attention, far more than it deserves.

To be clear: we have fights and problems like any other couple.

Everybody goes through a period where you're fighting a lot, I think. Sometimes that can be a good thing for your relationship. That conflict can lead to making up.

I'm not a good talker, I'm a good fighter.

I am Irish, so I do like a good fight every now and then.

Anytime anyone of my friends in my camp, if we argue, we gonna fight for real.

In every family, people fight, don't talk and then make amends.

Honestly, I don't talk; I just like to fight. I'm not a good talker.