Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes


Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog.


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Fitzsimmons, Greg. Stand-up performance.

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Greg Fitzsimmons
Greg Fitzsimmons
  • Born: April 5, 1966
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Gregory Sebastian Fitzsimmons is an American stand-up comedian, writer, producer and radio host. He hosted The Greg Fitzsimmons Show on Howard 101 until December 2018.