Russell Brand Quotes

Cannibals are not vegetarians; they too are humanitarians.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

The better day, the worse deed.

It is possible that a wise and good man may be prevailed on to game; but it is impossi∣ble that a professed gamester should be a wise and good man.

I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

One's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

I'm such an addictive personality that I can say yes or no.

Oh, I am an angel, though sometimes I wish I was more of a devil.

Many people weigh the guilt, they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.

Temptation is a suggested short cut to the realization of the highest at which I aim - not towards what I understand as evil, but towards what I understand as good.

A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

In our heart we know that life loves life. Yet we feast on some of the other life-forms with which we share our planet; we kill to live. Taste is what carries us across that rocky moral terrain, what makes the horror palatable, and the paradox we could not defend by reason melts into a jungle of sweet temptations.

Hard to say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong.

Conscience whispers, but interest screams aloud.

What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?

How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?

Never get high on your own supply.

It's like heroin: You do a little and you want a little bit more. Raising prices is the easy way.

How can justice fall victim, ever, to what is right?

A just war is in the long run far better for a man's soul than the most prosperous peace.

I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

I go to a meeting every day. I surround myself with people who don't use. I recently got back from Ozzfest and I caught myself in kind of a sticky situation where I was around a lot of people using, drinking and it was kind of - I didn't have the urge to use once, but I just knew I shouldn't have been there.

Irony: Don't let yourself be controlled by it, especially during uncreative moments.

I don't understand why it's a sin if you love something and want to keep it from having to suffer.