Robin Williams Quotes

I'm a lawyer. I make lawyers for a living.

Lawyers earn their bread in the sweat of their browbeating.

Don’t mess with me, sir, or you will get stung.

My name is Four,” I say. “Call me ‘Stiff’ again and you and I will have a problem.

Has he come armed, then?” she asked anxiously. “Has he brought a pistol or a sword?” Ian shook his head, his dark hair lifting wildly in the wind. “Oh, no, Mam!” he said. “It’s worse. He’s brought a lawyer!

I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.

I'm just a regular guy, but if you cross me it will get physical.

Remember, little girl, I’m like the thorn tree that flowers on the plain. I waft my scent to passers-by and prick he who shakes me. Don’t mess with me, Condoleezza. Don’t mess with me, girl.

My father was an attorney in the state of New York, which is where I came up with the term 'advocate.'

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

Out of our way mister, you best keep.

I say to our enemies: We are coming. God may have mercy on you, but we won't

I didn’t break his jaw, but if he lays a hand on you, it will be the first of many things to break,” Patch said.

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

You sure you want to cross me?" In that moment she's her father's daughter.

Stop playing verbal games with me, madam, or I shall go out into that ballroom, find your mother, and bring her here

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.

I do not care to speak ill of a man behind his back, but I believe he is an attorney.

I am not here to pass civilities or compliments with you, but on other business. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. You may as well not issue any more orders to me, for I will not obey them... and as I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.

Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.

Lawyers-a profession it is to disguise matters.

Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root

I am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing.