Bill Maher Quotes

Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

If I complain about a traffic jam, I have no one to blame but myself.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

There are a lot of things that frustrate me. I get frustrated when I have to wait at a red light.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

Riding my motorcycle around L.A. is like my own video game. But unlike many folks at the wheel, I am occupied with getting where I'm going and keeping myself safe. Most people are applying makeup, texting, and checking out the beauty in the next car.

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.

My least favorite thing about New York is probably the traffic. I hate it. The people are such aggressive drivers here, they're horrible.

It really annoys me when the light turns green, and you're behind somebody, and they're just sitting there looking at the light for about 15, 20 seconds.

It's annoying when someone's in front of you driving ten miles an hour, and you're like, 'Okay, today,' and someone else is on the side of you, so you can't pass them, and when you finally do pass them and they are texting, the laser cannons just come out and disintegrate that car.

Can’t this thing go any faster?” Thalia demanded. Zoe glared at her. “I cannot control traffic.” You both sound like my mother,” I said. Shut up!” they both said in union.

Drivers in a traffic jam, frustrated by each others presence, are not the most amiable of men.

I cannot emphasize just how dangerous it is cycling in the city. Especially now. Even though it is against the law to do this, you'll see people texting while they drive.

I've stopped racing to get to the red light.

People do really stupid things while driving.

I don't like to drive. I don't like the aggressiveness that goes along with driving.

I suppose I could admire all these slow Seattle drivers for their safety-mindedness, consideration for others, and peace of mind. Instead, I'm a fury of annoyance.

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

I hate cars.

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more and more cars you see out there, for teenagers, you'd think a kid that literally, a few years before, was sitting back in a car seat in the back seat is now behind the wheel.

I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr!

It's crazy: when it's raining, it makes no sense to me that people drive 10 miles an hour faster than they normally would, but then the other thing that makes no sense is when people drive 30 miles an hour slower than normal.

I am tired and weary because people are continually forcing me off the road. I was actually honked off once.

The M6 is terrible and there are always accidents when there is a big highway with lots of traffic.