Ted Kennedy Quotes

I never thought in a million years that I would do a weekly series.

You do something annual every year, don't you?

There are one or two young men I wouldn't mind taking home.

A smile from an attractive woman at a bar very rarely ends up in any sort of sexual encounter. But a man is a fool not to push the suggestion as far as it will go, and he's that man.

We all have a great time. And then I go to bed, get up and do it all over again. I like my life.

A shocking occurrence ceases to be shocking when it occurs daily.

If you want to meet a woman, it's best just to smile and say hi.

Probably the worst pickup line is no pickup line. I mean, at the end of the day, what is the worst that could happen?

I'm a big routine guy. I have to have everything in threes.

If I had a crush on a guy, my tactic was to tell them I had a crush on them. And they always thought it was super-cute, so it usually worked in my favor!

Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food.

I will do as I usually do. Tomorrow is going to be a day like any other day.

You know, I've been attending so many banquets that I know what they're going to serve before I get there.

Your goal in an online dating profile and in your first message to somebody is to strike up a conversation.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

I like routine.

So, do you live around here often?

When I'm home, I go back to the same routine that I've had since I was a kid.

Every time something happens, whether I've won the most or lost the most, there's always 'oldest' tied to it. It's not a surprise anymore.

It definitely helps when you play regularly instead of coming in and out of the team.

Growing up, dating seemed pretty straightforward: If someone was interested in getting to know you on a romantic level, they approached, exchanged info, and proceeded to communicate with you in a consistent fashion between outings of various natures.

I've been told I'm really bad at flirting.

I'm someone who likes routine.