Bill Murray Quotes

You have to appear wiser and more prudent than is required by the people you are dealing with if you want to give a high opinion of yourself.

I didn't want to leave things the way we had, unresolved, ... and tried to tell myself he cared about me enough not to look elsewhere for what I wasn't giving him.

If you want criticisms, read the dissenting opinions of the Court. That will give you criticisms.

Baseball's still a game. I don't want it to be work. I want it to be a game.

If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.

My mantra is "I don't want to let anybody down." Maybe that's not the right attitude, because you can't please everybody. But I'm giving it everything I've got.

I'm coming back to give the people what they want.

I want to solve a climbing problem in the mountains, not in the sporting goods store.

Rudy [Giuliani] can talk about whatever he wants to talk about. He's my friend, I like him a lot and respect him, but I don't talk about the advice I give to Donald Trump.

Audiences and, to a large extent, critics who want less from theater than it is possible for it to give. If everybody's encouraged to want less, you'll end up with less.

I never know what you really want, if I can give it to you, or if I’m already too late.

If we want Swaraj to be built on non-violence, we will have to give the villages their proper place.

Normally, I tend to be a very binary filmmaker. You give me a problem and a destination and I say, "All right. If you want to get from here to here, there's a series of if/then's that will get you there. And if you have other stuff you want to do along the way, I'll give you all the if/then's that are caused by that."

If you want to create abundance for yourself, create it for someone else.

The ideal life is you don't sell a single magazine, nobody's interested, but they want to come see your movie. Because that gives you true freedom.

Life's funny chucklehead. You only get one and you don't want to throw it away. But you can't really live it at all unless you're willing to give it up for the things you love. If you're not at least willing to die for something-something that really matters-in the end you die for nothing.

God doesn't want us to just feel gratitude, but for us to show it by giving thanks to God with our lives.

Women want their love to be reciprocated in the same way they give it; they want their romantic lives to be as rewarding as they make them for their potential mates; they want the emotions that they turn on full blast to be met with the same intensity; and they expect the premium they put on commitment to be equally adhered to, valued, and respected.

If the problem is Washington is corrupt, why on Earth would you want to give more power to Washington?

If you are not willing to receive, then you are "ripping off" those who want to give to you.

Marriage is about compromise; it's about doing something for the other person, even when you don't want to.

Edward lives as if there is no tomorrow, Richard as if he wants no tomorrow, and George as though someone should give it to him for free.

People must get active; go outside; get moving. This is a crucial time. You know, massive wealth and capital haven't budged one bit, so far. We have to give it a huge push if we want to see something different in our society. We need to create mechanisms and forms of organization which reflect the needs and wants of society as a whole, not just a privileged-oligarchic class of individuals.

Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

I want to be like Rocky Balboa. Give me a title shot right away! I'll prove myself.