Andy Samberg Quotes

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"

I was an art student at the time, like thousands of others.

Yeah, there was a six-year period where I was pretty much done with show business. During college and then for about two years after college.

Colleges do not merely offer preparation for the future; they occupy four years of a student's life, and an institution should do what it can to make these years absorbing and enjoyable.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

I started playing violin in the 5th grade. They had a program in school where you could get out of class to go play instruments. So I raised my hand, left out of class, me and a bunch of my homeboys, just to get out of class for that day. They asked what instrument you wanted to play and I picked the violin.

Being in Oxford can be a bit like being on holiday - there's plenty of time spent in the pub.

I would like to go to University and be like a normal 20 year old.

I just want to go to university and have fun - I want to be an ordinary student. I'm only going to university. It's not like I'm getting married - though that's what it feels like sometimes.

My life, even as a college student, has all been through the NCAA, and I'm telling you there's so much good that comes out of it.

I don't really retain much from the first couple semesters of my criminal justice studies.

You know, in college, your second year they expect you to have a sophomore slump.

I entered Hofstra University as a psychology major.

Back when I went to Louisiana State University a million years ago, we got the Baton Rouge paper. But if you wanted to read 'The New York Times' or 'The Wall Street Journal,' you had to go to the reading room of the student union, and you got the edition several days after it had been published, and you had to read it on a wooden stick.

There were not many black students at Juilliard, unfortunately. So when you get there, you become very good friends, in particular, with the other black students.

I would arrive in college at 8:30 A. M. and go back home at noon to go to the toilet. Then I would return again.

When I went to school at Emerson, I was completely charmed living there and loved the architecture of the Back Bay.

I have an agreement with the dental office I work for that we'll be closed on Wednesdays.

I came to Nashville to go to Belmont. I went to school to be a student.

Obviously, college was an unbelievable experience.

When you're in college, everything seems much more important than it really is.

I chose my classes based on which professors did not take attendance, and then I traded Padres tickets for notes from class. I wasn't the student of the month.

I went to school at the University of Rhode Island and pursued a degree in journalism, which is a little bit ironic.

I've been on freshers' week twice, that's the only degree I have.

As all C.S. students know, first year is super easy, but second year is when things get harder. At least that's how it was in my experience. And I didn't have to save the planet between classes either. Instead, I went home and studied quietly. I was a party animal.