Demetri Martin Quotes
Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.
Citations
Martin, Demetri. These Are Jokes. Comedy Central Records, 2006.
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Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.