John Grogan Quotes

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

We think of computers as smart and powerful machines. But your goldfish is smarter.

There are a lot of smart creatures out there. Dolphins, elephants, and whales are smart. And there are some really smart birds. I know some really intelligent fish. But they cannot know what humans know and are incapable of inflicting as much damage.

Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

Amongst the minds of animals that of man leads, not as a demigod from another planet, but as a king from the same race.

Although elephants are far more distantly related to us than the great apes, they seem to have evolved similar social and cognitive capacities.

Elephants are like humans. They are very smart, very logical.

When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am.

Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.

There is no fundamental difference between man and the higher animals in their mental faculties.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

The belief that 'animals' are superior or inferior to humans because they live in an eternal now is untrue, because no being lives in a now.

It really sucks to be the number two intelligent species on this planet; you can just ask gorillas.

Cats and dogs are a very good window into the natural world: a chance to see how another species lives and deals with its problems, what they like and what they don't like.

Without doubt cats are intellectuals who have been, by some mysterious decree of Providence, deprived of the comfort of the word.

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.

Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers.

My donkeys are Jack and Don Quixote. They're very smart, very cautious. Much of what people consider stubbornness in donkeys is actually cautiousness.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful, intelligent friend who reminds us of our better self has decided a good way to spend the day is to open a box of Brillo pads, unravel a few, distribute some throughout the house, and eat or wear all the rest. And we shake our heads in an inability to comprehend what went wrong here.

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.