Feline Intelligence Quotes

If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality - the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men.

You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course," the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

I can say with sincerity that I like cats... A cat is an animal which has more human feelings than almost any other.

I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Without doubt cats are intellectuals who have been, by some mysterious decree of Providence, deprived of the comfort of the word.

On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger's. Like me, they're very smart. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Cats seldom make mistakes, and they never make the same mistake twice.

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

A cat is nobody's fool.

All agreed that Quickset was the cleverest cat in the world. And, since Quickset had the same opinion, it was surely true.

It is widely grokked that cats have the hacker nature

Sunday, January 27, 1884. -- There was another story in the paper a week or so since. A gentleman had a favourite cat whom he taught to sit at the dinner table where it behaved very well. He was in the habit of putting any scraps he left onto the cat's plate. One day puss did not take his place punctually, but presently appeared with two mice, one of which it placed on its master's plate, the other on its own.

Cats are useless.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

The way I see it, a clever cat prowls but calls home occasionally.

Cats are so interesting - endlessly fascinating.

Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops.

Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers.

Cats will outsmart dogs every time.