Gloria Vanderbilt Quotes

So you know cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.

Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.

It is widely grokked that cats have the hacker nature

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

I'm a cat, and you have to earn my trust.

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?

A cat likes to hear you calling him. He sits in a bush a yard from your shoes - and listens.

I think I could be a perfectly decent cat. I've been around cats long enough to know what the rules of being a cat are. When all else fails, wash. And I think I could master the thing that cats do, where they stalk away pretending they meant to do whatever it was in the first place; showing their wounded dignity.

It is a difficult matter to gain the affection of a cat. He is a philosophical, methodical animal, tenacious of his own habits, fond of order and neatness, and disinclined to extravagant sentiment. He will be your friend, if he finds you worthy of friendship, but not your slave.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

With cats, some say, one rule is true: Don't speak till you are spoken to.

I never thought of myself as explaining cats in general. I simply viewed the cats I have known as characters in my life, often as quirky and complex as the humans with whom I have spent time.

Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.

Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

You could train cats do things, a lot of people don't think cats aren't trainable. Cats can be trusted just a friend.

All cats love a cushioned couch.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

Cat's are unpredictable. It is a fine line between the cure, inquisitive and innocent creature resting on our lap and the hissing, spitting and deranged banshee it might become at any moment. This is why we're trying always to win their love.

My cat did that the other day when he came in from the garden.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?